just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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