whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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