U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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