I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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