I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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