The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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