Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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