Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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