Pappa wants mamma naked
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My vagina is officially offended.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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