Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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