an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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