He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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