if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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