he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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