Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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