ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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