When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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