It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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