Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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