I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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