Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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