He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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