Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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