you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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