I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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