she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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