i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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