writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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