So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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