On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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