ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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