I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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