Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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