White coat. Heels.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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