Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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