I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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