Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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