I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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