Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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