He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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