so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Dear god my vagina.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
