What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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