is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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