i think i have herpe
just one?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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