You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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