I wish I only lived at night.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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