you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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