Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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