from now on my penis is your penis
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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