Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
NoShamevember. You game?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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