HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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