I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
